SMART OLD MEN
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.
One evening he decided to go down [...]
I never visit dating websites, but I somehow came upon this funny article, by Ed Attanasio, posted on one of them. You may also find it humorous, or at least entertaining. It just takes the edge off of any apprehensions about dating. [...]
A man is dying and his wife is holding his hand. He says to her, “Remember when I was in that terrible car accident, and you were there to comfort me? He then added, “And what about the time I lost the business? There you were.” And, with tears in his [...]
Some mornings I wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and fall out of the window.
